[Verse 1]
She never tells me that she's sick of this house
She never says, "Why don't you get off that couch?"
She don't cost me nothing when she wants to go out
I want you to love me like my dog

[Verse 2]
She never says I need a new attitude
Her and your sister ain't always in a feud
When I leave the seat up, she don't think that it's rude

[Chorus]
I want you to love me like my dog does, baby
When I come home, want you to just go crazy
She never looks at me like she might hate me
I want you to love me like my dog

[Verse 3]
She never acts like she don't care for my friends
She never asks me, "Where the hell have you been?"
She don't play dead any time I walk in

[Chorus]
I want you to love me like my dog does, honey
She never says, "I wish you made more money"
She always thinks that pull my finger's funny
I want you to love me like my dog
[Bridge]
She don't get mad at me and throw a major fit
'Cause I said her sister was a bitch

[Chorus]
I want you to love me like my dog does, baby
When I come home, want you to just go crazy
She never looks at me like she might hate me
I want you to love me like my dog

[Outro]
Why won't you love me like my dog does, baby?