[Verse 1]
One hand clappin', five toes tappin'
A neighbor nappin' 'cross the hall
Second guess, this song is a mess
Make a little progress even if it's small
All I know to tell is do it 'til you get it right

[Chorus]
Playin' to an audience of one
Better than an audience of none
Playin' to an audience somewhere
Better than a bunch of folks not there
You can still have a lot of fun
Givin' it all you've got for an audience of one

[Verse 2]
It was a big night, marquee lights
I seem to set impossible sights
Medium posts drew a curious ghost
Is she a fan or a miffed housewife?
All I know to tell is do it 'til you get it right

[Chorus]
Playin' to an audience of one
Better than an audience of none
Playin' to an audience somewhere
No other job compares
You could still have a lot of fun
Givin' it all you've got for an audience of one
[Bridge]
Uno
Un

[Verse 3]
Back at home, I'm never alone
Hold the phone without fail
No trepidation, my motivation
Is a standing ovation from a waggin' tail
All I know to tell you is we finally got it right

[Chorus]
Playin' to an audience of one
Better than an audience of none
Playin' to an audience somewhere
Better than a bunch of folks not there
You can still have a lot of fun
Givin' it all you've got for an audience of one