[Verse 1]
Fish porn, fish porn on his brain
From down in Marathon up to the coast of Maine
Gil's got a weird incurable disorder
He can't go a day without gettin' on the water
Fish porn, fish porn, that's the diagnosis

[Verse 2]
His childhood dream was to be a great magician
Disappear into thin air and become an apparition
He lives by the shore, but he comes from the sea
Goddess of the deep Lady Aphrodite
Don't let him swim with the fishes like Luca Brasi

[Verse 3]
Now Coral loves her Gil, always greets him with her kisses
But he's gone so much, she's understandably suspicious
Before too long, she's a woman on a mission
Shе wants to know, is he really gone fishin'?
Fish porn, fish porn, еarly psychosis

[Bridge]
Spoonin' for a snapper, wanna hook a wahoo
Watch out for the bull sharks circlin' you
Keep an eye out for the blue fins hangin' with the whales
And watch out for the men tellin' big fish tales
[Refrain]
Fish porn, fish porn

[Verse 4]
Coral had to be sure, so she tracked him to his hideaway spot
With a cooler full of Landsharks, she slipped into something real hot
She breathed a sigh of relief, there were no cameras or chicks
No teeny bikinis, no real problems to fix
Splish-splash, mad dash, Gil's girl's gonna save the day

[Verse 5]
Coral climbed on board, Gil was pantin' like an Irish Setter
As she proceeded with her master plan to make 'em both feel better
Things got exciting and the fish started biting and poles were bendin'
Everybody loves a happy ending

[Outro]
Fish porn, fish porn, it was a happy ending
Fish porn, fish porn, it was the remedy
Fish porn, fish porn, everybody's going out to to sea
Catch somethin' for me
Fish porn, fish porn, it was a happy ending
Fish porn, fish porn
Fish porn, fish porn
Fish porn, fish porn