This must be the ugliest
Piece of bread I've ever eaten
(This must be the ugliest
Piece of bread I've ever eaten)
(This must be the ugliest
Piece of bread I've ever eaten)

This must be the ugliest piece of bread I've ever eaten
Wrapped in a foil-like substance

It's an unidentified object
Shapelessly square

God, it's so ugly
ジャムでしょ

God, it's so ugly
ジャムでしょ
I wonder why

Maybe the answer lies
それジャムでしょ、どぞ
In the thickness or the size