I have a job but
It doesn't pay
Much but I can get by
'Cause I have a car
But it stays in park
Outside my house
In the driveway

I'll ask my friends
On the internet if
Twenty-five cents is
Cause for excitement but
They don't answer now, they don't answer now
They don't answer now, they won't answer now

I have a house but
It doesn't mean
Much but I can get by
'Cause I have it down to a science
And I have it down to a science when you'll call but
Martha will find out
'Cause I know you don't think about me now

I'm like a ghost but
They don't notice
Much so I can
Get by
But they don't answer now, they don't answer now
They don't answer now, they don't answer now