[Intro]
Hey (Yeah)
(Hey, it's Tony Baloney) Ay, yeah
Hello?
(Dang, that stack scared the fuck outta me) I got to turn down the...
Audio (Yeah)
He has a story
Mmm
Wait a minute
(This is a certified bop) Fuck (Yeah)

[Verse 1]
She met me in Pittsburgh (Yeah)
She wanna make my dick hurt (Yummy)
Told her to come to California (Yummy)
Just so I could dick her (Yeah)
Bitch, I'm broke as fuck, you must not know who the fuck I am (Woody)
I'm in a goddamn gym (Jammity)
My life is in a sham

[Interlude]
Hold up, I used this beat before

[Verse 2]
(Yeah) Let me chill out, I sleep on a couch
When I get over there, imma sleep in your mouth
Ask my n***a Wally 'bout the things in the South
(Woody) Slap they don't talk about, now I'm off topic
Do you wanna fight, bitch? Punch you in your armpit
Sega don't fight, please don't even start shit
(Fight me) You wanna fox like it's a starship
Do a barrel roll right on my hard dick
Youngin bein' funny, I don't go no money
So I cannot see you, lil dummy hummy honey
I wanna fuck you in a butt as a buddy
Is it gay if I like girl's buttholes, yummy
It is what it is, and it ain't what it ain't
Got no bitches on my dick 'cause my penis really stank
When I tell you I am lame, I am just being frank
Fuck rap, imma sell propane like I'm Hank (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
But the butthole prowl like the pussy stank
If you wanna fuck me, then you better have AIDS
I don't like breakfast, I don't like eggs (Ay)
I don't want a baby, get up out my face (Fixity)
I don't wanna hang, friends, no not today
I just found out on the internet that I'm gay (Homo)
I don't use Twitter 'cause Doja Cat blocked me
I'm 'bout to kill myself, and nobody can stop me