[Intro]
Man, I'm tired of this shit (Yummy!)
I live in this freaking half of an apartment
I just want to beat my dick in peace
And not have freaking kids running around
And my mom busting through the sheets to see me
Dang!

[Chorus]
I just wanna beat my fucking dick (beat my dick)
But my mom keep busting in my shit (in my shit)
Told her imma pop anyway bitch (such a bitch)
I just nut on my mom's fucking lips (ew!)
(cum)

[Verse]
I'm gon beat
My fucking meat
Get my nut by any fucking means
(Oooooo)
I'm a whole growing man
Beat my dick is my plan
So, if you walk in my room might see my dick in my hand
I gotta beat my dick
Mom coming back at six
It's only three
She popped in early
Saw me beat my meat, then I skeet on the sheets
I turn around quick, like...
(That wasn't my dick)
Busted! Just like my nut
My mom caught me playing with my stuff
Now my whole family is here if that wasn't already enough
And its time to eat brunch, but I'm covered in my nuts
[Chorus]
I just wanna beat my fucking dick (beat my dick)
But my mom keep busting in my shit (in my shit)
Told her imma pop anyway bitch (such a bitch)
I just nut on my mom's fucking lips

[Outro]
I just wanna let y'all n***as know
Um...
Yes, I was beating my dick
My mom came in, I accidentally...
I'm just trying to elaborate what actually happened
I actually busted my nut and it got on her face
And this is why I'm talking about this