[Intro]
Okay guys, leave Doja Car alone
She can't take the "Unblock London" comments
Ooh, it must be very heavy on her soul
I can't believe people are actually saying to unblock London
I hate Windxws, I hate Windxws
What a bunch of harassment

[Verse 1]
Stay-stay on my dick (yummy)
Y'all keep making it funnier
It just is what it is (yeah)
Bitch, you're getting trolled
Take the L, live with it
Go ahead and talk shit, it makes my peepee hard as a brick (peepee)
I just want a Doja Cat kiss, yeah

[Verse 2]
Oh, and I guess I'm racist
I don't like niggers, you don't like faggots
But it's a joke when you say it
Makes sense, fuck it up, okay let's slay sis
And that's your fanbase in a nutshell
Doja Cat, I don't know you well
But I know enough to know you cast spells
And I'm under your curse, mmm
Wanna poop inside your purse, yeah
Doja Cat, give me one chance
And I'll swear I'll make it fucking worth it (worth it)
Don't you want a n***a with a bunch of kids, big ass, but a small dick?
Let's get back on topic
[Verse 3]
I be talking to your fans more than you talk shit, you stark bitch
And you talking about some harassment
But your own fans said you fell off
My fans want me unblocked
Your fans fucking call the cops
You don't even take care of your fanbase
Let a n***a adopt
'Fore I pop off like I'm Adolf, with a whole bunch of gas
(Get it, like, it was a Holocaust joke, I'm sorry)

[Bridge]
I'm a farter!
Man you really got people out here thinking I'm racist
Thinking I'm some sort of creep, when you know damn right well it's a joke, like come on Doja Cat
You whole fuckin doofus!

[Verse 4]
Doja Cat be shaking her ass (yeah)
Doja Cat be getting harassed (yeah)
Doja Cat got a whole bunch of fans
And I'm finna be their brand new dad (daddy!)
I don't need a chain on my neck
All I need is a chain on your page and it says "hoes mad"
I am not smart, innovative, creative and let me guess, I'm a fag?
Wow (huh? yummy!)
Doja Cat be trying to tear me down
How I got the jokes, but you look like the clown? (clown)
Catch me in a wedding dress, handing you your gown (your gown)
You deserve a crown, you are so renowned
[Outro]
Shout out my n***a RubenCat
Doja Cat really got his video, uh copyright claimed, even though it was obviously fair use
What she really did, let's be honest, she didn't like the opinion about her, and she tried to get rid of it
Very evil!