[Intro]
(Tony)
Hello niggers today I will be your waiter um
I'm just gonna be right over there
Washing dishes uh licking the floor clean you know
Really getting this place spiffy while your meal is being cooked
And soon as it's done I'll bring it over to you so uh yeah
If you need anything just give me a little ring and I'll come right on over
And help you guys out

[Verse]
My city's so garbage I don't wanna start shit
But I swear to god everyone here is so retarded
Hardships my life sucks my mommy got fucked up
I scraped a couple bucks and quit my job at Pizza Hut
I don't wanna work for nobody I wanna fly do whatever I want
Gotta live before I die told me I was wasting time
Now I got fans that travel skies just to see me
And to think I used to really want to die (Kill myself)
Really never thought that I was worth anyone's time
I spent most my life inside in game trolling y'all online
I've been telling y'all that I'm the worst artist alive
Y'all can be the best I'm just doing what I like (Suck my dick)
Y'all be buying views and likes but don't even reply
I got 15k children that I love until I die
They won't play this on the radio cause I said fuck (Fuckity)
I can't be apart of that this culture fucking sucks
So no I ain't no rapper I'm a marine biologist
Let me see your pussy I'm an IG Gynecologist
When I'm rich as fuck I'm telling kids to skip on college
Just to piss off all the teachers who were calling me retarded (Then)
Take out all my bullies out on lunch so I can flex on them
Funny how shit changes only thing the same I don't have friends
I got family sweet baby Tyree n***a Sullivan so if you do not like me
Take these couple kids and swallow them
[Outro]
Ahh hello niggers I hope you enjoyed your meal
This bills lookin kinda crazy but I'm gonna assume
You guys bought the food you can afford it right
Hey hey where you going? Hey get back here you piece of shit
Ah god I fucking hate my life fuck