[Intro: London Yellow]
Hey, let me in
Sorry buddy, that's gonna be 15 dollars if you wanna get in and I'm gonna need to see your ID
Alright, let me see what I have here...

[Verse 1: London Yellow]
I'm pulling out, I'm pulling out my cock in the club
So please don't call the cops, I just want a little rub
And my whole pee-pee is out, but I don't really give a fuck
But I do give a sex, so take out your butt
Yes, I'm pulling out my pee-pee at this party
Very clean penis, no smegma or sardines
This is not a joke, yes I do beg your pardon
I'm takin' out my dick, so let's get it started
It's that ugly-ass, pickle chin n***a lookin' boy
Yeah I'm from the hood, and the hood is a joy
I got so many guns and I keep them deployed
But I don't talk about that, I'm in a club right now
I got a big freakin' pee-pee out
Put it in your god dang eyes or mouth
What do you wanna do, see my kids come out?
What do you wanna do, see my piss come out?
You're really on my hit list now, my dick is out, and itchin' ow
I don't know how to get it down, it's hard as steel
I feel like I'm in Pittsburgh, wow, I am
Let a n***a slide in your clan (AAAAHH)
(Ahhh, ahhhh, ahhhh!)
[Bridge: London Yellow]
She pulled out the premium mace and sprayed me in my dickhole
Now the cops are comin' and I'm really in a big pickle
I would stay and chat, but you whores are really fickle
Just like the mom whoever threw that paper, fuck you

[Verse 2: Theycallmejeff]
Fuckin' on your dad and I'll fuck him from the back
Put his balls on my tongue, ask him if he like that (You like that?)
Fuck your mom too, call her Sidney, make her scream
Snort coke, pop pills, give a fuck about my brain
Yellin' no homo while I'm fuckin' on a priest
Damn, I feel like Jesus, yeah I got him on his knees
Spasm on the track, I'm a muhfuckin' beast (Rrrr)
N***a feel like Sonic, hell yeah, I'm unleashed (Gotta go fast)
I'm a fly-ass n***a, you would think I had a beak
I'ma dale for the Q, n***a, just like quiche (Like quiche)
I'm a basket case, n***a, muhfuck the laundry
Snort Dorito dust while I fuck up on your auntie (She a hoe)
Came up in this bitch to get her jumpin' like a bunny
Sell dope to your little brother while we plungin' munchie (Fuck)
I'll eat your mom out with a bit of honey mussy (Yum)
And I beat out your daddy, so I'm drownin' in his cummies

[Outro: Theycallmejeff]
No homo, though