[Verse 1: London Yellow]
I'm the ugliest n***a on the planet
Damn it called my father
Said he didn't even plan it
Little kids getting zooted off of Xanax
And I don't even drink
Goddamn I'm such a faggot (I'm a faggot)

[Hook: London yellow]
I hate my life and I wanna die
I'm not suicidal its a meme bro (kill me)
Seriously kill me make me not alive
I'm not suicidal its a meme bro

[Verse 2: London Yellow]
Looking in the mirror
See a fucking retard
Not hard to see I got
Some extra chromosomes
Complaining all the time
My life ain't even hard Its only medium
Plus I skipped a couple zones
Trolling on the web I'm a boring fuck
Basic bastard PornHubs where I get my nut
And if you see me in the streets
Beat my dumbass up
Fuck my opinions I'm an idiot my art sucks
[Hook: London yellow]
I hate my life and I wanna die
I'm not suicidal its a meme bro (kill me)
Seriously kill me make me not alive
I'm not suicidal its a meme bro

[Verse 3: Cap Jazzo]
I just put my dick through a glory hole
But I ain't expect piranhas on the other side
My life is free running on story mode
Teabag your grandma she wanna take me for a ride

[Hook: Cap Jazzo]
I love myself and I don't know why
I'm not arrogant I'm chasing dreams bro
I kinda hate me and I'm not surprised
I'm not arrogant I'm chasing dreams bro

[Verse 4: Cap Jazzo]
Catch me at the point I'm flying kites
If you talk your shit
Then fuck yourself for sexual hermaphrodites
Just a giant n***a looking for shit to vandalize
Trying to live the life that only most of us can fantasize
The most gorgeous man in the universe
The bad luck n***a like i'm followed by lucifer
Lucy moocher I don't think I can name somebody groovier
Run around our city to I'm sporting yet some coochie fur
[Hook: Cap Jazzo]
I love myself and I don't know why
I'm not arrogant I'm chasing dreams bro
I kinda hate me and I'm not surprised
I'm not arrogant I'm chasing dreams bro

[Verse 5: AWFM]
Spent my day rummaging through the internet for ass man
Spent my cash on booty talk volumes cause I'm an ass man
Victim of the oversexual lies propaganda
Whackin off till I pop a load white as arm & hammer

[Hook: AWFM]
I masturbate until I fucking cry
I'm not fucking lonely I'm addicted bro
I beat myself one to many times
And now it seems my dick is bruised and I'm swole

[Verse 6: AWFM]
When did my brain pieces get so discombobulated
Spent my days drooling after women
And I fucking hate it
Don't know how to stop though
It seems as my penis is in control
Cover up my blowup dolls with pics of favorite centerfolds
Got problems bro need rehab
But instead I go to take a stab
Bet the laptop pull a movie up
Fucking tore us up then I take a bath
I'm a nasty man and I can't fucking stop it
Sock em bop her up myself any chance I get I rock it
[Hook: AWFM]
I masturbate until I fucking cry
I'm not fucking lonely I'm addicted bro
I beat myself one to many times
And now it seems my dick is bruised and I'm swole

[Outro: AWFM]
They say that fappings good for you but its a lie
Beat myself as often I have to flush cum molds
I wish that I was like the other guys
Having girlfriends so I can leave this shit alone