[Intro]
Mmm
Oh, yeah
Mostly keep it cordral
I appear to be normal, but I got some dark secrets
I express kind of forceful
Fuck
I'm just pretendin', I don't really got to mortals

[Verse]
He-Hello, my name is Mr. Bungis
I lurk in dark enough places to cope and vape fungus
I snapped you my penis, please reply
My first name Hugh, but my second name Mungus
I'm chillin' in little bushes with some night vision goggles
Tryna find out what you look like in your underwear
My penis is erect, now I'm going full throttle
The neighborhood kids walking by, but I don't care
I'm a disgusting fuck
If it isn't taboo, I can't get my nut
Plotting felonies at a local park
Young sexy lady walked by, so I grabbed her butt
Scrumptious, reminds me of high school
The niggers caught me grab ass
Ran and screamed, I couldn't help but laugh
I chased the stupid bitch down and tore off her sports bra
Look y'all, give her slack, I used to run laps
After that, I lapsed, wore 'em out
I collapsed on my couch
Thinkin' 'bout her titties in my mouth
I got horny, muhfucker, so I pulled my dick out
Opened- Opened porn browser in my bookmarks now
Hmm, is it zoo dot cab bar boys town for tonight?
Oh right, I gotta upload this video
There we go, that should pull a batch amount of bitcoin
So I can finally buy this rare hundred gig download
I'm at my 9 to 5 blendin' in, lookin' regular
This trans faggot bendin' over smellin' on some soap
I'm lookin' up his skirt, my dick begin to hurt
On a sneaky tip, I jerk and shot some semen on the shirt
Mm, back to work, didn't wash my hands
Now I'm baggin' your groceries, humming some nursery rhymes
It's half past five, it's about that time of the day
Escaped, go behind a little tree in the woods, and I await
It's 8:45 and I'm going on a date
It's getting dark outside, so I start to feel great
It's better than the blinky man, I feel so safe
Nine on the dot, sure enough, here comes what's her face
I see her every day and I don't even know her name
Burlap sack on her head, now she don't know who to blame
I learned that cool little trick from a video game
I'm a disgusting fuck
If it isn't taboo, I can't get my nut
Now what's her face is tied up in my living room
And I want her to suck my dick, but she would bite off my nuts
She's a feisty one, screamed the whole way here
There there, no one can hear you in this duplex
I cut her shirt open and exposed them lopsided breasts
Yes, put my dirty fingers on your nipple first
This is the best, I choked her out a little
Put my hands down her fancy tights in the middle
Now I feel like Jack in the beanstalk, my cock rock hard
Took it out, and I turned on my theme song
Bill Cosby rap, what's your favorite Pokemon?
Took her tights off and I yanked out her tampon
Put my meat meat in her pee-pee
Someone's pounding on a door
[Outro/Skit]
(It's the PVP, open up!)
Holy fuck, it's the police
Shut up
What seems to be the problem, officer?
(Help! Help!)
Put your fuckin' hands up, you piece of shit
Oh no, it's- That's just my girlfriend, we're, we're playing
I'm playing (No!) the robber, she's-
No, no, he's not! He kidnapped me and he raped me! (Shut the fuck up)
I've never seen him a day in my life! (Shut the fuck up!)
Help me!
Come on officer, can't we just work somethin' out, buddy?
Shut the fuck, you bungis
We finally caught your stinkin' ass!
Whatever
We got people on the inside who are gonna turn you inside out, you like that?
Huh? (Aren't you supposed to read me my-)
Shut the fuck up
You don't get any of my respect
Fuckin' creep