[Intro: London Yellow]
Yeah, 'bout to tear that shit up
Wait, do you have a condom?
No
Why would I-
Why would I have a condom?
Uh, to have safe sex?
What do you mean?
Uh, just that- Yeah?
What if I wanna have kids, you know?
What if I don't wanna have kids?
Well yeah, I mean, you have an option in it, it's just like
Oh my God
I have sex without condoms 'cause I wanna have some, you know, I'm having some kids

[Chorus: London Yellow]
Yeah, I don't wear no condoms 'cause I'm tryna have some kids
(I know you didn't just say that)
Bitch, yes the fuck I did
Li-little mes runnin' around with some big-ass heads
Man I feel like Nintendo 'cause of what I just said
Yeah, I don't buy condoms 'cause I'm tryna have kids
(Is you on drugs, my n***a?)
I'm off that black tar heroin
When a n***a die, somebody gotta be weird again
When I disappear, I'm tryna reappear in them
[Verse 1: London Yellow & Sexymarcy]
Hangin' around my block with my little kids, they came out my cock
Hello Little Cock, hello Little Barnacle
These little faggots right here are my children
I took them from their mother unwilling, it was thrilling
Goddamn, I really love the feeling
Anyway, these children are my favourite, they keep misbehavin'
God-goddamn, they grow up so fast, now they're shavin'
Oh, poppy Yellow lookin' like a fuckin' raisin
My mama used to say, "One day, stupid bitch, you gon' have some kids"
Pop me up some little granddaughters and or granddids
This life shit is so great, so please take advantage
You don't understand shit, would you like a sandwich?
Nah, fuck that, but lemme get that sandwich
Now I'm 48, got enough kids to start a band with
Usin' up my bandwidth, man it's so fantastic
Had to sit down because a n***a cannot stand it

[Chorus: London Yellow & Lilcockpump]
Yeah, I don't wear no condoms 'cause I'm tryna have some kids
(I know you didn't just say that)
Bitch, yes the fuck I did
Li-little mes runnin' around with some big-ass heads
Man I feel like Nintendo 'cause of what I just said
Yeah, I don't buy condoms 'cause I'm tryna have kids
(Is you on drugs, my n***a?)
I'm off that black tar heroin
When a n***a die, somebody gotta be weird again
When I disappear, I'm (Ay) tryna reappear in them
[Verse 2: Lilcockpump]
Ay, here, kiddy kiddies, here, kiddies (Meow)
CEO of beatin' my son, and I ain't kidding
You all follow me like the leader
I am willing to sacrifice my life for my chilling
Chitlins, it's wavy
Every night, singin' Rock-A-Bye Baby, yeah it's crazy (Ee-ee-ee-ee)
Tucked in, carry you in a papoose
Carry you on my back, in a strap if I had to (Ay)
Feed you organic foods, take selfies in our mess and call you booboo
Feel like, feel like Houdini, no condoms on my peeny
Li-little mes runnin' around, look like me but they teeny
On the block, askin' if they pump they cock, prolly not
Crazy thoughts runnin' through they heads, get it from they dad
Daddy, flip a patty, have a cookout
Gotta keep all my baby fed, no lookout
Teachin' all my wisdom, your little mes with they books out
Take care my family 'cause family first, no pullout

[Chorus: London Yellow]
I don't wear no condoms 'cause I'm tryna have some kids
(I know you didn't just say that)
Bitch, yes the fuck I did
Little mes runnin' around with some big-ass heads
Man I feel like Nintendo 'cause of what I just said
Yeah, I don't buy condoms 'cause I'm tryna have kids
(Is you on drugs, my n***a?)
I'm off that black tar heroin
When a n***a die, somebody gotta be weird again
When I disappear, I'm tryna reappear in them
[Verse 3: Lil Barnacle]
Makin' mini-mes when there's semen shootin' out my meat
I don't use no condoms, so I'm deep inside her when I skeet
I'm savin' myself for marriage
So when we tie the knot, I can put a baby in her undercarriage
I'm in the whip, no condom on my dick
My cock's the size of a toothpick
If you use condoms, you're a little bitch
I don't use condoms, so I had a son and I named him Mitch
To be honest, sometimes I fuck my kids too
'Cause I'm from Alabama, and it's what I was born to do
I'm not actually from Alabama
I'm from Chicago, but I'll still fuck your kids though
Fuck these kids like Gacy, fuck these kids like Kevin Spacey
If you think I'm gonna use a condom, bitch you are crazy
'Cause I am too lazy to put it on
So fuck it, I'll just have a baby

[Chorus: London Yellow]
I don't wear no condoms 'cause I'm tryna have some kids
(I know you didn't just say that)
Bitch, yes the fuck I did
Little mes runnin' around with some big-ass heads
Man I feel like Nintendo 'cause of what I just said
Yeah, I don't buy condoms 'cause I'm tryna have kids
(Is you on drugs, my n***a?)
I'm off that black tar heroin
When a n***a die, somebody gotta be weird again
When I disappear, I'm tryna reappear in them
I don't wear no condoms 'cause I'm tryna have some kids
(I know you didn't just say that)
Bitch, yes the fuck I did
Little mes runnin' around with some big-ass heads
Man I feel like Nintendo 'cause of what I just said
I don't, I don't buy condoms 'cause I'm tryna have kids
(Is you on drugs, my n***a?)
I'm off that black tar heroin
When a n***a die, somebody gotta be weird again
When I disappear, I'm tryna reappear in them