[Verse 1: Lilcockpump]
Goddamn, my music really spreadin' like a virus
I will not stop until you bow and call me heinous
Yeah, I am dead serious, you can see it in my iris
Put bad shit behind, but good shit remind us
That we are all one in this world, so call it Warcraft
Stay spittin' out these rhymes, words, witchcraft
I'm shootin', blastin' hard and I'm flyin' off like an aircraft
Drink like I'm Irish, shit, now I'm blinded
I feel like Billie Eilish, baggy shit under my eyeses
'Cause I ain't been sleepin', but yes I've been fuckin' smokin'
Vapes hittin' out the bong, yeah, bitch, I'm fuckin' chokin'
I get higher than Cheech & Chong wearin' some thongs like
Get hornier than a bull dyke
I might rough you up if you get three strikes
You might die tonight, no fight night
I'll hotbox you out and I'll put you up in a deep sleep
Put you into a deep trancе and I skeet skeet
It's beatin' me 'cause I am feelin' likе I'm the roadrunner
From a young age, yeah, I've been doin' some stupid shit
Rode my bike off a brick wall and now my tooth is bent
Just put me on the mic and I'm hootin' and hollerin', ayy
These bitches on my dick, yeah, I got a mob of them
And my dick is like some corn so they fuckin' slobbin', huh
And it's okay, I'm feelin' okay today
But other days I feel like I wanna kill myself in a rage
I feel like R. Kelly, like I'm trapped in the closet (Yeah)
But I ain't gay, I'm tryna come out to some applauds shit
Then win a GRAMMY then everyone like my ballses
I did it for the causes, yeah, so cut your losses
I write my own code to life, bitch
I'm playin' it my way and I like it
Yeah, you wanna stay out my way 'cause I'll respond, be gone
I up, down, left, right, put some cheat codes on
Yeah, my life is real nice, nice
I don't struggle no more to pay my rent, I
I love it
Now everybody buggin'
'Cause Lil Cock ain't struggling, bitch, I'm handin' out love in abundance
[Verse 2: London Yellow]
I'm geeked the fuck up
'Cause four years ago, I called off and never looked back
Now your mom is on my balls
People used to be like, "Damn, that London kid's a lost cause"
Now their fuckin' kids around givin' me applause (Yay)
Ayy y'all, when the fuck is Pittsburgh gon' act like I exist?
Do I have the wild out and get some fake tits?
Protest, join sides, and get up on their jerk fests?
Random women singin' racists lyrics showing their breasts (Boobies)
I'm fuckin' up the process
Because it's always gonna fucked, you cuck
How you supposed to fix what come next?
Learn and adapt, take it all in and fap
Ever since I took that big breath, this shit's been a life hack
In fact, I think I'm on the path to solvin' sadness
It's not fame, USD, and nor is it a bad bitch
If you heard anything, you heard this
Everybody needs a purpose
So figure out what makes your dick hard and lock focus (Please)
I came the fuck up, but it ain't no hocus pocus (It ain't)
Put my fuckin' foot down and shifted gears, I hope you know this (It was hard)
If my retarded ass can do it, n***a, it ain't hopeless
From fuckin' banana boats, but I'ma end up kissin' Oprah
On some "No, I don't know ya" (Yeah)
Typical fuckin' rapper (What?)
Smoking marijuana (Yuck)
Jazzo on my body, not no Dolce & Gabbana
Glass on my head, you can see what's on my mind, don't ya?
Just a whole bunch of questions 'cause I don't really be knowin' shit (Uh?)
And it really be like that (It really do), doesn't it? (Yes)
Used to sleep on couches, now I'm sleepin' with my cousins
Like it's incest is best, except we don't really be fuckin' (Okay)
My life is fuckin' awesome now (It is)
I think I blossomed, wow
So plant your seeds on mothers day, but don't forget to plow (Poke it)
You're tellin' me what to do, but you should take your own advice
I think I got it figured out, but you ain't really lookin' right (You look like shit)
Your favorite rapper puts opiates in their Sprite, we are lot alike
Fuck those crack heads, I'm not a rapper, I'm a troglodyte
I feel like K. Dot leveled up, we gon' be alright
Left handed trapped inside a world, I'm not equipped to fight, fuck
[Outro: Lilcockpump & London Yellow]
Hey bro
You tryna high-five with the Cock?
Uh yeah, sure lets high-five
Alright, let's do it
Okay
Ayy, lets high-five
Hahaha, yeah
Lets slap the balls
Woah, what? I don't wanna slap the balls
Yeah