[Intro: Lilcockpump]
Gay boys, table of two (Maxo)
One uh, Mr. Yellow and one Mr. Barnacle
Please come up, you're table's ready
Ayy, ayy, ayy

[Verse 1: Lilcockpump]
Countin' bands, thumbin' through these racks, smokin' on the sack
Just relax, all these shots I took makin' me collapse
It's a wrap makin' all these raps, my pockets on fat (Maxo)
Goddamn, I be eatin' good, these other people lack
It's a fact, fuckin' up these beats and I ain't even tryin'
All this alcohol up in my system made my liver fryin', probably dyin'
I've been fuckin' up, luckin' up, all this liquor in my cup
Now I'm makin' hits on top of hits, my money's stackin' up
I guess that's what's up
Bitches on my dick now, cannot get enough
It's pretty rough, man
I don't know how to live, it's a wrap
My pockets on fat, it's a fact
My pockets on dump, I'm a bum

[Verse 2: London Yellow]
Dollar bills wrapped right around my penis
The only tip you get is the one of my shaft
London Yellow have all the girls screamin'
I put in one inch then I put in the other half
Everyone on Earth is my other half, fuck math
Still can't count my guap form my followers
Almost had a sister who looked like me, but my dad fuckin' swallowed her
I don't really wanna be a baller
People act weird when your bills stand taller
Sift through all their bullshit for a little bit of cool interactions
Most of it feel like a big fuckin' transaction
What do you want? Cash? Clout? Cum?
Ninja twerk, to shake his little funny bum-bum?
I'm a retard, but that shit's dumb
Shoutout to my really real ones
They don't really want none, just to geek it in the sun
Summertime's coming, let's kill all of our enemies and have a whole bunch of fun
Not metaphorically, I'll buy the guns
Shootin' at fuckers, like run Forrest, run Forrest, run!
Anyways, I gotta go, I think my chicken nuggets are done (Mm)
[Verse 3: Lil Barnacle]
Table for two, eating beef stew
Waiter lookin' cute, so I fucked him where he poo
I'm not really gay, I just sometimes fuck men
If I'm feeling really horny, I'll fuck a chicken or a hen
Mark Zuckerberg, please give me my account back
Or else I'll pull out my 12 gauge and make your brains go splat
That was just a joke, don't get the cops on my ass
I'm not actually gonna kill you, but you're still a fucking fag
Me and Cock and London, our balls smell like onions
Stick them in your little sisters mouth like some Funyuns
Yeah, it was real fun, our dicks got bunions
Just got some bomb ass pussy from a Muslim

[Outro: Lil Barnacle]
I'm fucking gay