[Intro: London Yellow]
(Fuck you, Nick!)
Who the fuck is that?
Probably ugly

[Verse 1: Lil Barnacle]
Make your bitch swallow my cum cum
While I'm watching Fanboy & Chum Chum
I put my dick in her bum bum
I fucked your bitch with my thumb thumb
My balls lookin' like plum plums
My bals in her mouth like some gum gum
My balls in her mouth, she say, "Yum yum"
And I bust on her face like some venom
I eat her ass like some bread crumbs
I beat my dick like a bass drum
I beat my dick til it goes numb
And I got your mom on my scrotum
I bust a nut on her sternum
I put my dick in her septum
I give her pipe, but I don't plumb
And I shoot my load like a shotgun

[Verse 2: Lilcockpump]
I'm high as fuck, watchin' Hot Ones
Your mom pulled out her big buns
I buttered a biscuit, no rolls
My dick hard like a flagpole
My dick grow like Pinocchio
She ticklе my pickle like Elmo
She bouncе on my dick like a trampoline
Then wakes up, like, "What's happening?"
Fuck her 6 feet back, social distancing
After sex, I get up and go pee
Fuck One Direction, it goes three
My dick look like Swiss cheese
Your dick smells like cold peas
My dick bald like Kobe
Your dick mold like Colby cheese
Countin' up these big bucks
While all y'all bein' big cucks
I don't fuck with you none
Call you Bart Simpson
'Cause you simpin' on that bitch, son
I'm skrrtin' fast, call me roadrun
I'm blastin' hard like a big gun
Kill a bitch off, O.J. Simpson
I just completed this mission
[Verse 3: London Yellow]
My-my penis is inverted
I tried to cum and it hurted
[?] feel so perverted
Poopin' pee out the same hole like a bird did
I have an inward erection
Bitch, I'm an inward, don't use protection
Got an infection, I just had sex with a prostitute
I think we had a connection (We did)
My scrotum a whole different story
And my balls is flicky and gory
Thug and Cory, 'cause I am always inside of your house
And for some reason horny
A-after I nut in your toaster, it got kinda boring
Hopped out the window, 3 or 4 stories
Didn't get hurt, 'cause I landed on Cory
And look how these b-words support me

[Outro: London Yellow]
Uh yeah, I think that's it
Um, Lil Barnacle, you smell like shit
Lilcockpump, your dick small