[Intro: London Yellow]
Ooh shit n***a, I just got done watchin' PornHub
(Uh)
I just busted the fattest nut, but the night ain't over, n***a, we- (This is a certified hood classic)
We're still young to, fuckin' (Love is in the air, love is in the air)
Ooh, ooh

[Chorus: London Yellow]
I just- I just beat my dick to gay porn (Yummy)
I don't like straight porn, it's boring (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'ma cum a lot in the morning (Ooh)
Beat my dick all night, no warning (No)
I-I'ma beat my dick to some gay porn (Gay P)
I'ma beat my dick 'cause I'm not boring (Not boring)
No homo, beat my dick like a lot more (Not gay)
No homo, I like penises and balls more

[Verse 1: sexywhiten***a]
I just- I just beat my dick to some dwarf P (So small)
Michael Jackson on that shit (I used to fuck on my kids; Daddy)
I just put my dick into my fuckin' kid (You like that, kid? Eat, bitch)
I nutted on his face while he was in his crib (Hee-hee, fuck)

[Verse 2: London Yellow]
I put my penis in your pet animal
I'm watching gay beastiality (Heck yeah)
Drink up my cum like it's Danimals (Gay-ass bitch)
This ain't no internet shit, my dick is tangible (You faggot)
Don't want no lettuce, want no beef, put your meat in my bowl (Ooh)
[Chorus: London Yellow]
I just- I just beat my dick to gay porn (Yummy)
I don't like straight porn, it's boring (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'ma cum a lot in the morning (Ooh)
Beat my dick all night, no warning (No)
I-I'ma beat my dick to some gay porn (Gay P)
I'ma beat my dick 'cause I'm not boring (Not boring)
No homo, beat my dick like a lot more (Not gay)
No homo, I like penises and balls more