[Intro]
Yo, if you're really, honestly an Xbox fanboy in 2019
I feel fucking bad for you, you're pathetic
"Eh! But the Xbox controller is the best controller-"
Yeah, it's alright but what i-
There's no games to fucking play

[Verse 1]
I've been playing my PSP
And my PS2 and my PS3
The PS4s pretty good to me, but I hate Xbox
Fuck the 360
First one I got didn't come with storage
Played without saving 'cause I was a poor bitch
First Crackdown was boring as fuck
Halo is ass; Master Chief sucks nuts
I wanna play Death Stranding
It's a shame how my n***a Kojima got a ban at Kanomi
Y'all bastards
Metal Gear Survive gave me fucking brain cancer
What a disaster
Love my PS triple and its still holding up
I feel like Chad Warden
(Sup, bitches)
What's up?
Don't care what you say
Gеars of War is butt
You just hide behind cover and shoot computеrs up
Yo, fuck these triple A games
Let me find my own way
Stop selling me DLC that's already been made (been made)
Realism ruined GTA and Red Dead all the same (it did)
Getting sick of in-app purchases
I already fucking paid! (stop!)
See a n***a in Smash Bros
Imma whoop that ass with Banjo
Yeah, Sakurai is my dad though (yeah)
Let me work at Nintendo
(I can't wait) I can't wait for Animal Crossing (yes)
Hope there's more death; my fingers are crossing
Battle Royales got these little kids flossing
That got me wetter than the cat of Shane Dawson
[Verse 2]
I've been playing my PSP
My Nintendo Switch and my Gamecube, Wii
The Legend of Zelda is great to me
I played them all, yes, A to Z
Majora's Mask is my favorite but Breath of the Wild is really cheeks
Every dungeon look the same, got the same bosses
And after 20 years, there's voice acting
What did I do to deserve this my lord?
Keep my PSP so I never get bored
I don't be lonely; I live on a board
Portable games when I go on tour
Yeah, I got a lot of games but I wish I had more
They should make new games for Nintendo 64
I got good ideas
Somebody hire me
I want a game with rape jokes and irony
You can't beat my King in Tekken
I am the best 'cause I'm the type of n***a spend days in practice
Hit you with a 10-hit combo and a backflip
(How you do that?)
I'm magic
No gathering
Used to play Yu-Gi-Oh, now its Fuck Kanomi
Y'all really don't know me
Modded PSP in my pocket
Imma let you know Microsoft fell off before I drop it
[Outro]
N***a, fuck Microsoft (fuck y'all n***as)
Playstation all day
Nintendo on the side
You know what it is bitch!