[Skit]

[Queen Queef-A-Lot]
Oh, wow
Dalla Dalla, that was quite spectacular

[Dalla Dalla]
Yeah
I mean, I guess

[Queen Queef-A-Lot]
Is something wrong?
Was it my slippery, slidey, sea legs?

[Dalla Dalla]
No, no no, of course not, dude
Those were super hot
It's just that, you didn’t let me eat your ass
And now I feel like I went on this great long journey to the edges of the galaxy for nothing
Can't I just smooch the rim a little bit?
Just a little tongue tickle on the butthole?

[Queen Queef-A-Lot]
I apologize, but
I just can't allow that
I mean, I’m so strongly dis-positioned against anal oral sex
That I have inspired the residents of several planets to become disgusted with it, just like me
[Dalla Dalla & Queen Queef-A-Lot]
Wow, you must have a way with words to be able to persuade several entire- (No no no no no no no no)

[Queen Queef-A-Lot]
No no no no no
No no no
No
Not through persuasion
Through mind control
Do you see that giant antenna towering magnificently in the distance?

[Dalla Dalla]
That's an antenna?
I thought that was a giant dong statue
You know, 'cause you like dong so much

[Queen Queef-A-Lot]
No no no no no
I mean, yeah I like dong, but it's an antenna
That broadcasts a signal that can terminate the infactuation with anal stimulation for the residents of several entire planets

[Dalla Dalla]
Wait a minute
Do one of those planets happen to be Earth?

[Queen Queef-A-Lot]
Wow
Actually yes
How did you know that?
[Dalla Dalla & Queen Queef-A-Lot]
'Cause I've been living there
And it's been a nightmarish, dystopian hell hole with no ass to eat for my whole life
And now I know that's it’s all because of you? (Oh my)

[Queen Queef-A-Lot]
Ugh, jeez, please
Calm yourself down
I’m sorry, I-I-I just-

[Dalla Dalla]
Hey Dickbot

[Dickbot]
Yes sir, Mr. Dalla, sir?

[Dalla Dalla]
I want you to fire the biggest gun we have at that anti-ass antenna
Blow it to smithereens

[Dickbot]
Guiding targeting system towards gigantic sky cock

[Queen Queef-A-Lot]
Wait! No!
Noooo!
Oowwww!
[Dalla Dalla]
Now Dickbot
Eject the queen from the ship immediately

[Dickbot]
Ejecting thot in ten seconds

[Queen Queef-A-Lot & Dickbot]
Wait wait, stop, please (Ten)
(Nine) If you let me live
I- (Eight)
I'll let you eat my ass (Five)

[Dalla Dalla & Dickbot]
You know, (Six)
I might eat alien ass (Four)
But I don’t eat crazy bitch ass, (Three) you intergalactic thot (Two)
Dickbot
What- Are you eating?
What's the big hold up? (One)

[Queen Queef-A-Lot]
AAAAAHHHH
*gasps*
*screaming*

[Announcer]
Attention all alien creatures
The queen is fucking dead
I repeat, the fucking alien queen is fucking dead
Everyone, remember to follow protocol by screaming and panicking mindlessly
And be ready to repeat everybody's ship to whoever killed our ruler Queen Queef-A-Lot