[Intro: Theycallmejeff]
Back and hold ya, chief
Jeff (Jeff), Jeff (Jeff), Jeff (Jeff)
This beat kinda got me filled with determination right now
'Bout to go to college
Learn to make many things
Ahhh

[Verse 1: Theycallmejeff]
Yes they call me Jeff, ayy it's nice to meet ya
Catch me blowin' blunts like saxophones, no Lisa (Hey)
My words is kinda slurred, and I'm leanin' like the Pisa
Took some shots to the head like a snap bag, no teaser
Ay, yo' shit is cool, but my grass is greener
Shit kick strong, cold Khan and Belina (Finish him)
Got a n***a stuck, sayin', "Uhhh" like Tina (Uhhh)
Drink 'til I go numb, no August Alsina, ay
Good vibes I provide
Jump inside, let's takе a ride
Where wе goin'? To the sky
I hope you ain't afraid of heights
Smoke 'til I'm geeked like Bill Nye, science guy
Toke real one, four grams and a blunt
And a n***a smokin' cherry pie
Eyes red like a laser beam
Blunt goin' dark, bitch, ain't no fleas
Coughin' heave, funny how the weed make it hard to breathe
'Cause does oxygen come from trees?
Ugh, that was lame as fuck
What a bruh moment, hits blunt
[Chorus: Theycallmejeff]
Yes, I'm a chubby n***a like Totoro
Smokin' on head bang, call this shit Naruto (Believe it)
Only look thirteen but, bitch I'm twenty-fo'
Four blunts ain't enough, bitch I need twenty mo' (Tryna)
Tryna reach the stars like Desmond the moon bear
Pass the onion boof, green loud like ogre (Donkey)
Think I might be crazy, where my brain? Bitch, nowhere
Make you a dead meme like dramatic look gopher

[Verse 2: London Yellow & Theycallmejeff]
I'm in the whip doing drugs with Jeffrey (Yay), let's see
How many red lights could we run before the cops arrest me?
Hopefully Jeff take out his chest meat, set us free (Mmmm)
We got a bromance just like Waleed
And just me, no same shirt (Whoa)
Fuck the consumer, do what I want
Sparkler, snakes, no Joe Dirt
Yes, I'm a skinny n***a like No-Face
Givin' out my ghoul, didn't need it in the first place
Silver tongue, look in your wife's bum, let me talk my shit
Colorful corduroys lookin' like an old-ass kid
I'm drunk as fuck, but Jeffrey poured me up another cup
My organs hurt, but Drake taught me that I only love once (YOLO)
I'm Drake, I'm Drake, I'm Drake
Champagne Papi, roll me up a blunt
I don't even smoke, but it's the motto, you already know
I'm high as shit, I feel like I'm Luigi, not no Mario
It's a sausage fest, my balls are blue like I'm Lucario
Fuckin' had to kiss my bro
Socks on, so no homo
This fat-ass n***a just about as cute as Totoro
Aw, shucks
[Chorus: Theycallmejeff]
Yes, I'm a chubby n***a like Totoro
Smokin' on head bang, call this shit Naruto
Only look thirteen but, bitch I'm twenty-fo' (Yeah)
Four blunts ain't enough, bitch I need twenty mo' (Of course!)
Tryna reach the stars like Desmond the moon bear (Ah yeah)
Pass the onion boof, green loud like ogre
Think I might be crazy, where my brain? Bitch, nowhere
Make you a dead meme like dramatic look gopher

[Outro: Theycallmejeff]
Twenty-four hours and I blew a whole onion
Choppin' through these trees, call a n***a Popeye
Open up the pack, this shit smellin' like onions
Had some shit with pink hair, it reminded me of London, uh