[Intro: Theycallmejeff]
Yeah, yeah (Yuh)
Ayy (Uh), ayy (Uh)
Okay (Ayy), okay
Okay, okay, yuh
Yup (Yeah, yup), okay, okay
Yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh (Alright), no no
Yuh, yuh (Yuh)
Um

[Pre-Chorus: Theycallmejeff]
You can't take my bitch (Why?)
'Cause I ain't got no bitch (Oh no)
But I wish I had a bitch (Uh-huh)
I'm lonely as fuck, tired of beatin' my dick (So tired)
You can't take my bitch (Oh no)
'Cause I ain't got no bitch (Okay)
But I wish I had a bitch (Mm-hm)
Tired of beatin' my dick, I'm lonely as shit (Okay)

[Chorus: Theycallmejeff]
How you gon' fuck my bitch? (How you gonna?)
If I ain't got a bitch (I don't got a)
How she gon' suck yo' dick? (How she gonna?)
If she doesn't exist (I don't know)
How you gon' fuck my bitch? (Please tell me)
If I ain't got a bitch (Need to know)
How you gon' hit that clit? (You can't)
If she doesn't exist
How you gon' fuck my bitch? Huh
How you gon' fuck my bitch? Yuh
How you gon' fuck my bitch? Um
How you gon' fuck my bitch? (Um hum)
How you gon' fuck my bitch? Yuh
How you gon' fuck my bitch? Um (Question)
How she gon' suck yo' dick? Yuh (My name is Jeff)
If she doesn't exist, um (Yuh)
[Verse 1: Theycallmejeff]
How you gon' fuck my bitch? (Uh-huh)
If she isn't real (Uh-huh, uh-huh)
How you finna catch that nut? (Alright, huh)
If it ain't nothin' to feel (No it ain't, uh-huh)
How you gon' take my bitch? (How?)
If she ain't even here (She's not)
You finna drown in imaginary pussy (Uh-huh)
Um, need imaginary gills (Blub blub blub)
Now you'rе rich, gonna buy my bitch
In imaginary hills, imaginary purse (Uh-huh, uh-huh)
Imaginary mills, finna kill that pussy
Put it in an imaginary hearse (Yuh)
Tryna figurе out what bitch you talkin' 'bout
All up in yo' verse (Who you talkin' 'bout?)
I don't got no bitch (I don't got a)
I thought you heard the hook, sir (Listen close)

[Pre-Chorus: Theycallmejeff]
You can't take my bitch (Why?)
'Cause I ain't got no bitch (Okay)
But I wish I had a bitch (Yes I do)
I'm lonely as fuck, tired of beatin' my dick
You can't take my bitch (Uh-huh)
'Cause I ain't got no bitch (Yuh)
But I wish I had a bitch (Yuh)
Tired of beatin' my dick, I'm lonely as shit, uh
[Chorus: Theycallmejeff & London Yellow]
How you gon' fuck my bitch?
How you gon' fuck my bitch? (How?)
How you gon' fuck my bitch?
If she doesn't exist (Uh)
How you gon' fuck my bitch? (Uh)
If I ain't got no bitch (Uh)
How she gon' suck yo' dick? (Yuh, yuh)
If she doesn't exist (Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh)
How you gon' fuck my bitch? (How you gonna?)
How you gon' fuck my bitch? Yuh (My bitch, my bitch)
How you gon' fuck my bitch? Yuh (How?)
How you gon' fuck my bitch? (How you gonna? Why?)
How you gon' fuck my bitch? (Alright) Um
How you gonna, how you gonna, how you gonna (How? Of course!)
How you gonna fuck my bitch? (How you gonna fuck my bitch?)
If she doesn't exist

[Verse 2: London Yellow]
Who you gonna fuck, my imaginary girlfriend?
I just bought a fleshlight off of Wish
I am a virgin, so that means that
You cannot have sex with my bitch
Stop saying you're gonna fuck my girlfriend, that's retarded
That scares the poop outta me, I farted
I hearted a really cute girl profile pic
So, and she blocked me
I do not (No) have a bitch (I don't)
Please stop saying that you're goin' to have sex with her (Please)
Also that is weird to say that you'll do that (Facts)
And it's kind of mean (No cap), that's just a fact (No cap)
[Pre-Chorus: Theycallmejeff]
You can't take my bitch (Why?)
'Cause I ain't got no bitch (Okay)
But I wish I had a bitch (Yes I do)
I'm lonely as fuck, tired of beatin' my dick
You can't take my bitch (Uh-huh)
'Cause I ain't got no bitch (Yuh)
But I wish I had a bitch (Yuh)
Tired of beatin' my dick, I'm lonely as shit, uh

[Chorus: Theycallmejeff]
How you gon' fuck my bitch?
How you gon' fuck my bitch? (How?)
How you gon' fuck my bitch? Uh
If she doesn't exist (Uh)
How you gon' fuck my bitch? (Uh)
If I ain't got no bitch (Uh)
How she gon' suck yo' dick? (Yuh, yuh)
If she doesn't exist (Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh)
How you gon' fuck my bitch? (Uh-huh)
How you gon' fuck my bitch? (Uh-huh)
How you gon' fuck my bitch? (Uh-huh) Yuh
How you gonna, how you gonna, how you gonna, yuh (Of course!)

[Outro: Theycallmejeff]
Uh, alright (Of course)
Yuh (I wish I had a bitch) Uh-huh
Lonely as fuck (Yuh)
Uh (Tired of beatin' my dick), uh, okay, okay, okay