[Verse 1]
I know a girl who spent a year and a half crying
In the bottom of a bathtub, it was really such a bad look
Then on New Year's Eve, someone yelled, "Ten, nine, eight"
Everybody kissed, then she punched them in the face, woo

[Verse 2]
'Cause everybody's gotta find somebody
That's the point in every movie
You don't wanna end up like a sad spinster
Just wasting away, find yourself a mister
Yeah, that's what they say

[Pre-Chorus]
That's what they say (Aah-aah)
That sounds pretty shitty (Aah-aah)
And I'm pretty, pretty (Aah-aah)
Sеxy in the city, save your pity, bitch
It's kinda fun just

[Chorus]
Me and mе, table for me and me
Hanging with me and me, finally free
Won't waste my life self-loathing
Happy I'm going home with me and me
I don't care, get out of my face if you don't like it
[Verse 3]
Asking for a friend
If I go twenty-seven years
With someone who treats me like shit
Instead of going out with my girls fuckin' L-I-V-I-N
Is it really such a sin? Is it really not a win?

[Pre-Chorus]
'Cause I'd rather be dead
Than with ninety-nine percent of all men
When I'm with myself, it's honestly zen
Might as well be my girlfriend
It's kinda fun just

[Chorus]
Me and me, table for me and me
Hanging with me and me, finally free
Won't waste my life self-loathing
Happy I'm going home with me and me
Me and me, table for me and me
Hanging with me and me, finally free
Won't waste my life self-loathing
Happy I'm going home with me and me

[Outro]
I don't care, get out of my face if you don't like it
I don't care, get out of my face if you don't like it