[Verse 1]
Long ago in a distant fairy land
There was a man known far and wide
He was known to eat any meat
Human, chicken, horse or bovine
And then

On the big day of his largest feast yet
He rolled himself in a ball and
Oh, what a feat!
He's one with the meat!
He's the only
Meatball Man!

[Verse 2]
Though he'd become one with his many meats
He was still hungry for yet more!
He scoured the land for all the meat
He could roll up in an engorge
And then

The poor doomed people saw him in his might!
Took him in as their own god
Now
Blood will be paid!
Sacrifices made!
To the only
Meatball Man!