[Refrain]
I only know two chords
Because I'm a fucking moron
I only know two chords
Because I fucking suck
I only know two chords
And I hate my life (ugh)
I only know two chords
And this won't help me get no more

[Bridge]
I know these other chords
They sound more happy
But they're just the same chords
Just in mayor, may major
They're majors, yeah

I know the majors
And the minors
But it's still just
E and A (eeh, eh, oh, oh, oh eeehem)

[Verse]
Fuck me (yeaho, ehm)
Oh, fuck me (ye)
Hmm hmm, hoo hoo hoo
Hoo hoo, hoo hoo
Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
[Outro]
I know two chords
And they're bad
I can't sing
Any real songs with these chords

I know two chords
And that's not good
It sounds like shit
And I want to die
Oh yeah