[Intro]

[Incoherent Mumbling]

OK

[Pre-Chorus]
I wanna have a million subs so fucking bad
Have so many subscribers on Twitch
I wanna be on the cover of Twitch.tv
For how many subs I have

[Chorus]
Oh, every time I get new subs
I see the alert box shining up, yeah
[Incoherent Mumbling]

[Verse 1]
Yeah, I'd have a show like Oprah, I would be the host of
Everyday Christmas, give Travie a wish list
I'd probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt
And adopt a bunch of babies that ain't never had shit
Give away a few Mercedes, like, here, lady, have this
And last but not least, grant somebody their last wish
It's been a couple months that I've been single so
You can call me Travie Claus minus the ho-ho
Aha, get it?
I'd probably visit where Katrina hit
And damn sure do a lot more than FEMA did
Yeah, can't forget about me, stupid
Everywhere I go, I'ma have my own theme music
[Chorus]
Oh, every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights, yeah