[MUSIC MEISTER]
He always has a sidekick
Some boy wonder at his call
His utility belt holds everything
Can't find that at the mall
The Batmobile is super fast
There is no car that is surpassed
It's a good thing we've got Arkham
'Cause he really drives us bats!

[MUSIC MEISTER & VILLAINS]
Drives us bats, drives us bats
He really drives us bats, bats, bats
He drives us bats!

[MUSIC MEISTER]
Whether dancing the Batusi
Or using an array of tools
He's always got the answers
He makes us look like fools!
He's got no super powers
He's just a flying rat!
It's a good thing we've got Arkham
'Cause he really drives us bats!

[MUSIC MEISTER & VILLAINS]
Drives us bats
[MUSIC MEISTER]
Worlds greatest detective!

[VILLAINS]
Drives us bats

[GORILLA GRODD]
Foiling every evil scheme!

[MUSIC MEISTER & VILLAINS]
He really drives us bats, bats, bats
He drives us bats!

[BLACK MANTA]
Even without Shark Repellent

[CLOCK KING]
He's tougher than he seems

[AQUAMAN]
Other heroes often ask

[GREEN ARROW]
Why is he always the Top Cat?

[ALL]
He drives us bats!
Drives us bats
Drives us bats