Neil Patrick Harris
Ninja Ropes
[JED]
There's a game on my phone
That I sometimes like to play when I'm alone
Go to Google, type it in
Click the extreme edition
And in moments you'll begin and you'll be thinking -
This is dope

Ninja Ropes
Ninja Ropes

[NEIL & NATHAN]
We did not get along

[NATHAN]
I thought Neil was given far too many songs

[NEIL & NATHAN]
Both threw insults at each other

[NEIL]
Told you how I fucked your mother

[NEIL & NATHAN]
But what made us tight as brothers and forever one would hope
[ALL]
Ninja Ropes
Ninja Ropes

Careful as you hurtle from one circle to the next
Sometimes double back to dodge the gravity vortex
Two ropes is the key to keep from wheeling way too far
Nathan holds the record—

[NATHAN]
One nineteen point seven yards

[JED]
Now the shoot is complete

[ALL]
And into our separate lives we do retreat

[NEIL]
But instead of solitaire

[NEIL & NATHAN]
Sinking deep into despair

[ALL]
It reminds us the connection that we share and helps us cope
Ninja Ropes
Ninja Ropes
Ninja Ropes…

You've got just one life to fly and dive from place to place
Don't ask why a ninja can survive in outer space
Friends say, "Hey, man, can I have a go?" and I say, "Nope"
Simple in its game play and yet epic in its scope
Simple in its game play and yet epic in its scope

Ninja Ropes
Ninja Ropes
Ninja Ropes…