Neil Patrick Harris
Main Title Theme (The Reptile Room)
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Look away, look away
Look away, look away
This show will wreck your evening
Your whole life and your day
Every single episode
Is nothing but dismay
So look away
Look away, look away
The Baudelaires are living
With a man who studies snakes
He's jolly and he's secretive
And makes a few mistakes
Spoiler alert: a villain
Comes to steal and murder
So if I were you I wouldn't
Even watch one minute further
Just look away, look away
There's nothing but horror
And inconvenience on the way
Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?"
And they will say, "Look away"
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away