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Look away, look away
Look away, look away
This show will wreck your evening
Your whole life and your day
Every single episode
Is nothing but dismay
So look away
Look away, look away

The Baudelaires' new guardian
Is wracked with fear and panic
They end up on a boat
That might as well be the Titanic
We polled a bunch of adults
Ninety-nine percent agree
There must be something happier
Onscreen for you to see

Just look away, look away
There's nothing but horror
And inconvenience on the way
Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?"
And they will say, "Look away"
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away