[TED]
Puzzles is a place where people go to feel like they belong

[BARNEY]
Gonna take advantage of dumb drunk girls

[TED]
No we're not

[BARNEY]
Bro!

[TED]
That would be wrong
A place where wit and wisdom bloom

[BARNEY]
A place to bang chicks in Ted's room

[TED, spoken]
Not happening

[BARNEY, spoken]
We'll talk about it

[BOTH]
At Puzzles we all fit together
On sunny days or stormy weather
[BARNEY]
So pull up a chair and sit for a spell

[TED]
There's laughter to share and stories to tell

[BOTH]
Puzzles is a place where everyone feels at home

[BARNEY]
And we bang chicks in Ted's room