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Look away, look away
Look away, look away
This show will wreck your evening
Your whole life and your day
Every single episode
Is nothing but dismay
So look away
Look away, look away

The Baudelaires are hiding
In a carnival of freaks
Count Olaf is the worst he's been
For more than several weeks
The lions in the Hinterlands
Are hungry and quite fierce
There is literally no program
You can watch that's any weirse

Just look away, look away
There's nothing but horror
And inconvenience on the way
Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?"
And they will say, "Look away"
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away