Neil Patrick Harris
Keep Chasing Your Schemes
[HOOK-HANDED MAN, spoken]
Mind the tempo on the bridge
And watch me for the key changes
[COUNT OLAF]
People always ask me, "Gunther
Why are you such a big handsome success?
What's the secret of your looks
And brains, and accent, please?"
But I just wink and tell them
"Can't you guess?"
You've
Got
To
Keep chasing your schemes
Keep chasing your schemes
Your future's, what the word for
So very far away
Getting closer month by week
I mean, day
You'll be in charge of all the new regimes
If you keep chasing your schemes
The world is hunting you down
Like a criminal
But now your chances of failure
Are minimal
*dishes crash*
No one's going to hand you
A fortune on a plate
You've got to open wide
Put your mouth around the bait
You gotta keep chasing your schemes
Keep chasing your schemes
A journey begins with one single step
Ha!
To get to the end
You gotta schlep, schlep, schlep
Your goals are like a sapphire
Watch it as it gleams
You gotta keep chasing your schemes
(spoken)
Let's hear it for the band!
(sung)
Yes, keep chasing your schemes
I don't mean maybe
Keep chasing your schemes
You ugly baby
Ratchet down the hack of life
To very dark extremes
You gotta— Ow!
Keep chasing your schemes
You gotta just keep chasing your schemes