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Look away, look away
Look away, look away
This show will wreck your evening
Your whole life and your day
Every single episode
Is nothing but dismay
So look away
Look away, look away

The Baudelaires are trapped
In mountains covered up in snow
More villains have arrived
And there is no place they can go
It's a horrid way to start up this
Our third and final season
Anyone still watching it
Has clearly lost all reason

Just look away, look away
There's nothing but horror
And inconvenience on the way
Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?"
And they will say, "Look away"
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away