[COUNT OLAF]
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
This show will wreck your evening
Your whole life and your day
Every single episode
Is nothing but dismay
So look away
Look away, look away

The Baudelaires are deep
Below the surface of the sea
Hoping to avoid
Count Olaf's horrid company
But, of course, he finds them
And, of course, it's very awful
This show is so grim
It really ought to be unlawful

Just look away, look away
There's nothing but horror
And inconvenience on the way
Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?"
And they will say, "Look away"
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away