[COUNT OLAF]
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
This show will wreck your evening
Your whole life and your day
Every single episode
Is nothing but dismay
So look away
Look away, look away

The Baudelaires check into
A hotel to spy upon
A group of awful people
For whom murder is a yawn
It may seem like Count Olaf
Will be finally brought to justice
But why would any viewers think
That they could really trust us?

Just look away, look away
There's nothing but horror
And inconvenience on the way
Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?"
And they will say, "Look away"
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away