Neil Patrick Harris
Main Title Theme (The End)
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Look away, look away
Look away, look away
This show will wreck your evening
Your whole life and your day
Every single episode
Is nothing but dismay
So look away
Look away, look away
The Baudelaires, adrift at sea
Wash up far off the map
Olaf's right behind them
With a fungus and a trap
Our story ends in tragedy
Upon a coastal shelf
I beg of you, I beg of you
Stop watching, save yourself
Just look away, look away
There's nothing but horror
And inconvenience on the way
Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?"
And they will say, "Look away"
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away