Neil Patrick Harris
Three Little Pigs
[NARRATOR]
Once upon a time, three little pigs went out in the world to seek their fortune. Now, the first thing each of them had to do was a build a house to live in. The first little pig met a man carrying a bundle of straw.

[FIRST PIG, NARRATOR]
"Please, sir!" He said. "Give me some straw to build myself a house.

[NARRATOR]
The straw house was quickly built, and the little pig was just settling down nicely when a big, bad wolf knocked at the door and said:

[BIG, BAD WOLF]
Little pig, little pig! Let me come in.

[FIRST PIG, NARRATOR]
"Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!" said the first little pig.

[NARRATOR]
Then, big, bad wolf huffed, and he puffed, and he blew the house in!

And that was the end of the first little pig.

The second little pig built himself a house of sticks. He was just putting the finishing touches to the window curtains when the big, bad wolf knocked at the door and said:

[BIG, BAD WOLF]
You little pig, little pig! Let me come in!

[SECOND PIG, NARRATOR]
"Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!" said the second little pig.
[NARRATOR]
Then, the big, bad wolf huffed, and he puffed, and he huffed, and he blew the house in.

And that was the end of that little pig

And now the third little pig had built himself a house of bricks. It took him much longer to build than a straw house, or a house of sticks. The little pig had just gotten the last brick in place when the big, bad wolf knocked at the door and said:

[BIG, BAD WOLF]
Little pig, little pig! Let me come in!

[THIRD PIG, NARRATOR]
"Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!" said the third little pig.

[NARRATOR]
Then, the big, bad wolf huffed, and he puffed, and he puffed, and huffed, but he could not blow the house in. The little brick house stayed there with the fat little pig safe inside it.

[BIG, BAD WOLF, NARRATOR]
"It's no good hiding, little pig!" said the wolf. "I shall come down the chimney!"

[THIRD PIG, NARRATOR]
"Come ahead!" said the little pig, and he put a big pot of water on the fire to boil.

[NARRATOR]
The big, bad wolf came down the chimney, and landed right in the pot of boiling water! And that was the end of the big, bad wolf.