[NEIL]
I'm singing a love song in a Bollywood musical
Singing my thoughts to this Hindu acoustical
I've brought puppets to this Indian art form
To make sure this song will not cause a shitstorm

(Vocalizing)

My song's about a lady
She's made of felt and yarn
She is the beauty of the stable
In her puppet barn
I know that we're much different
We're from two separate worlds
She is a puppet cow and not a human girl
I know just what you're thinking

[PUPPET 1]
Come on Neil, get it straight

[PUPPET 2]
Human, not puppet love's not something
That these songs embrace

[NEIL]
So we walk through the shadows
Her hoof is in my hand
We never join the herd
We've got a different brand
Oh Brahma, oh what can I do?
Don't want them to sensor us too
I know it's a little taboo
But I just got to make her scream "Moo!"

Bollywood (Bollywood)
Bollywood (Bollywood)
Newfound love will make it's debut
In Bollywood (Bollywood)
Bollywood (Bollywood)
All my bovine dreams will come true

Why is it when I see her
I get all wild and hot?
Don't even get me started
On her little puppet slot
They say our love's forbidden
It just can't be allowed
Go head, arrange my marriage
But please use this cow

[COW]
Yo, check it
Here in my land, where I am sacred
I know that my man is gonna fell your hatred
But if I ain't free to love
Won't ask permission from up above
He's my man, and I'm his cow
Damn right I pull his plow
He tastes better than lamb curry
Now close your mouth and let me finish my sturry
He makes my udders hard
Hate to play the sexy card
Don't pretend to be scarred
By me stompin' the yard
Hey, what we feel is real
Yeah, you know it's good
So watch me give my man
Some Bollywood
[NEIL]
Bessie, your love's divine

[COW]
We live in their world
But it's our time

[NEIL]
Whenever you tickle my sala
Holy cow, it really makes me holla

Bollywood (Bollywood)
Bollywood (Bollywood)
Newfound love will make it's debut
Bollywood (Bollywood)
Bollywood (Bollywood)
All my bovine dreams will come true

(Instrumental)

Bollywood (Bollywood)
Bollywood (Bollywood)
Newfound love will make it's debut
Bollywood (Bollywood)
Bollywood (Bollywood)
All my bovine dreams will come true
Come on over here now, let me ring that bell