[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
Eat, sleep and breathe it, you're full of the stuff
Go back, get tied up tight
Wheat-, meat-, dairy-free, teetotal happy-clappy
High on life, you should try it, try it
And you know
Go on while no one's looking

[Chorus 1]
A-ha! Got you now!
Caught you red handed in the biscuit tin!
Cost you to keep me quiet

[Post-Chorus]
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[Verse 2]
Golden boy boots, pocket pedal-stool
Picking sharp, smart moves
Plastic, tin can and paper separator
A busy bee wave, wave 'save the planet' flag
But sneaky in suburbia
[Chorus 2]
A-ha! Candid camera!
Hook, line and sinker
For the four-wheel drive
Cost you to keep me quiet!
Keep me quiet! Keep me quiet!

[Post-Chorus]
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[Interlude]

[Verse 3]
Nicest, sweetest, utmost in everything
It's so charming, very charming
Well reckoned, play the fool
No one's ill at ease
And put their deepest Swiss bank trust in you
No one saw it coming

[Chorus 3]
A-ha! A-ha!
A-ha! You killed a man
Cost you to keep me quiet
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[Post-Chorus]
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[Outro]
Oi!