[Intro: Rory & Jess (Gilmore Girls)]
Rory: No words, nothing, so he couldn't possibly have a good excuse for that, right? I have imagined hundreds of different scenarios with a hundred different great last parting lines, and I have to tell you, that I am actually really curious to see which way this is going to go

Jess: Could we sit down?

Rory: No, you wanted to talk so talk. What do you have to say to me?

Jess: I love you

[Interlude]
Bite tongue, deep breaths
Count to ten, nod your head
Bite tongue, deep breaths
Count to ten, nod your head
Bite tongue, deep breaths
Count to ten, nod your head
Bite tongue, deep breaths
Count to ten, nod your head

[Verse 1]
I think something is burning
Now you've ruined the whole thing
Muffle the smoke alarm
Whoever put on this music had better quick, sharp, remove it
Pour me another. Oh, don't wag your finger at me
[Interlude]
Bite tongue, deep breaths
Count to ten, nod your head
Bite tongue, deep breaths
Count to ten, nod your head
Bite tongue, deep breaths
Count to ten, nod your head
Bite tongue, deep breaths
Count to ten, nod your head

[Verse 2]
Quit kicking me under the table
I'm trying, will somebody make her shut up about it?
Can we settle down please?

[Outro]
That time of year
Tears stop right here
I know we've all had a bumpy ride
Tears—