[Intro]
"Hello! Oh, good. Thank you, James, very nice. Did you enjoy James? Yes, you did. Um, right, so here we all are, and, um, I'm going to be playing you some songs from my first album, which I hope you know, not expecting all the recent ones... so I'm going to go through the album, er, you know, first to last song, in order, and then at the end I'm going to play some b-sides - no, I'm not supposed to tell you that 'cause that's when I do my encore. Okay. Doing good, doing good. Good start. Okay, so, just going to do this. Ooh, just... pull me leg out, sorry. Okay, so graceful. Okay, so this is 'Getting Scared', um, and basically, when I was... well, I'll you that later. Here we go, this is "Getting Scared'."

[Verse 1]
Turn your ugly face
Are you so surprised to see me?
Yeah, I was your little childhood playground toy
And if I remember
Yeah, if I do remember rightly
I said the tables would be turned around, boy

[Chorus 1]
Who's getting scared now?
Tell me, tell me how does it feel?
It feels so good from where I'm standing

[Verse 2]
The only times of my life
The sun was meant to shine for me
You made it pour down, pour down with tears of rain
And dug my pride with a knife
Encaged by your obsession with me
Time for some mental torture and screams of justified pain

[Bridge]
So you're gonna chase me now, boy?
Yeah you're gonna corner me now, boy?
You think you're gonna threaten me now, boy?
Well, somehow I don't think so
Yeah you're gonna stamp me down now, boy?
Yeah you're gonna crush me down now, boy?
You think you're gonna threaten me now, boy?
Well, somehow I don't think so
[Chorus 1]
Who's getting scared now?
Tell me, tell me how does it feel?
It feels so good from where I'm standing, yeah

[Chorus 2]
Yeah you're getting scared now, wow, piggy
Go ahead and squeal
It sounds so nice from where I'm standing

[Interlude]
From where I'm standing

[Chorus 1]
Who's getting scared now?
Tell me, tell me how does it feel?
It feels so good from where I'm standing, yeah

[Chorus 2]
Yeah you're getting scared now, wow, piggy
Go ahead and squeal
It sounds so nice from where I'm standing

[Outro]
From where I'm standing
Who's getting scared?
Who's getting scared now?
Who's getting scared?
Who's getting scared now?