[Intro: Dita von Teese & Ninja]
Okay, Yolandi Visser
Where is Yolandi Visser?
I want to hear Yolandi Visser rap right now
Yeah, I know, she's so hot right now
But look out for that one
She'll fuck up your whole life with that little Gucci coochie

[Verse 1: Yolandi]
She grab the mic and go "Da da da da dun," here I come
She like to shake her bum to the drum
She a wild one, a young hooligan
Yo, she roll with the fucking real ass clique
Yeah, she like that fancy tik magic
She hear cool beat and go, "Yo, that's sick"
She step in the place they go, "Yo, who she?"
She's soakin' it up, she feelin' so Gucci
All up in the place like all eyes on me
She pullin' a face like she high on E
Just leave her alone, why? 'Cause she
Just livin' her life, yo, she wild and free

[Pre-Chorus: Yolandi]
She livin' the fast lane, sippin' on champagne
Getting real paid since she livin' in L.A
Pussy pull stiff and say, "Fuck, I'm bored"
Boy, don't touch what you can't afford
[Chorus: Dita von Teese, Ninja, & God]
She gets everything she wants
She gets everything for free (You are tuned into ZEF Radio)
She will fuck up your whole life (That's big time, go, we're going big time now)
With her little Gucci coochie (Yolandi Visser, it's going down now)
She gets everything she wants
She gets everything for free
She will fuck up your whole life
With her little Gucci coochie

[Verse 2: Yolandi]
Yeah, her life is like the wildest dream come true
She do whatever she want and she rap and sing some, too
She dance around the club like a psycho little cartoon
Grounding like the elevator, make no worries, smile

[Bridge: Yolandi]
The neighbours is jaloers
The neighbours is jaloers, jaloers, jaloers
The neighbours is jaloers, jaloers, jaloers
They peanut butter and jealous
They hate us cause they ain't us
And we rock the mic like this

[Pre-Chorus: Yolandi]
Yeah, she livin' the fast lane, sippin' on champagne
Getting real paid since she livin' in L.A
Tippin' the waiter hard, tippin' the valet
Shop the pain away, she having a bad day
She is smokin' hot now with a designer
Gucci coochie, yo, her little panties on fire
Pussy pull stiff and say, "Fuck, I'm bored"
Boy, don't touch what you can't afford
[Chorus: Dita von Teese & Ninja]
She gets everything she wants
She gets everything for free (That chick has got nice boobs)
She will fuck up your whole life (Hey, I look at her, I just want to touch one)
With her little Gucci coochie (Just one, please, I just want to touch her boobs one time, it's going to be — go!)
She gets everything she wants
She gets everything for free
She will fuck up your whole life
With her little Gucci coochie

[Refrain: Ninja]
Yo girl, I'm tryna fuck that shit up
Gimme some of that fucking G-shit to spit on

[Verse 3: Ninja & Dita von Teese]
Welcome to my life: money, fame
Everywhere I go they scream my motherfuckin' name
They say, "He so nice, he got game"
Little Gucci coochie poppin' like it's champagne
Lights, camera, action, pull a funny face like Cara D
I'm poppin' so these sassy supermodels wanna fuck with me
But some of them are just so fuckin' boring when they start to speak
Ayo, bro, fuck that shit up, rather wank myself to sleep
I love you, Ninja! I don't care
I fucking hate you! I don't care
I'm in a jacuzzi chillin' with these black girls in their underwear
We sippin' on champagne, my dear
I love it when they braid my hair
I'm so ZEF it's ridiculous
Nuh-uh, you can't sit wif us
[Chorus: Dita von Teese, Ninja, & God]
She gets everything she wants
She gets everything for free
She will fuck up your whole life
With her little Gucci coochie (We're deep in that ass, bitch)
She gets everything she wants
She gets everything for free
She will fuck up your whole life
With her little Gucci coochie (DJ ? in the motherfuckin' house!)
She gets everything she wants (God!)
She gets everything for free (The Blackgoat!)
She will fuck up your whole life
With her little Gucci coochie (Straight outta your mom — straight outta your momma's ass!)