Paula Abdul
Skat Strut
[Hook: Micetro (Earth, Wind & Fire)]
We can boogie on down
We can boogie on down (strut!)
We can boogie on down (strut, strut!)
We can boogie on down (strut!)
We can boogie on (strut, strut!)

[Verse 1: MC Skat Kat and Fatz]
Well, you've never seen a kat with so much charisma
Got more moves than a mutant ninja (turtle, that is)
And I'm doing the Skat Strut
To hell with John Travolta and the Disco Duck
They call me Skat Kat, the dance floor maniac
One move of my hip is like an aphrodisiac
Swingin' and wingin', I'm just doing my own thing
Girls, don't jump me
Give me room to get funky

[Verse 2: MC Skat Kat, Fatz and Earth, Wind & Fire]
Step to the dance floor, bust a little spin
(I thought I taw a puddy tat, I did!)
Shut up, kid
This is a new dance, so shake your butt
And get a load of what it's like to be doing the Skat Strut
(We can boogie on down)
[Hook: Earth, Wind & Fire]
We can boogie on down (strut!)
We can boogie on down (strut, strut!)
We can boogie on down (strut!)
We can boogie on (strut, strut!)

[Verse 3: MC Skat Kat]
Now Jack was nimble and Jack was quick
But it was Skat Kat that made Jack trip
I burned him on the butt with a flick of my Bic
And then I cold ran away with the candlestick
I've got all the right moves
Ladies think I'm lovable
Love to wine and dine, sippin' on bubble
But most of all, I like dancing, y'all
And doing my Skat Strut from wall to wall

[Verse 4: MC Skat Kat and Fatz]
It's as simple as it gets, just stick out your neck
Lift up your leg and step to the left
Now shake a little as you groove to the beat
Bend over, shake your big booty
And if you get dizzy from shaking your butt
You must have shook the wrong end
You ain't doing the Skat Strut
(I thought I taw a puddy tat, I did, I did!)
As we go a little something like this
[Hook: Earth, Wind & Fire]
We can boogie on down (strut!)
We can boogie on down (strut, strut!)
We can boogie on down (strut!)
We can boogie on (strut, strut!)

[Verse 5: MC Skat Kat and Fatz]
Without a question, it's the strut to fame
I can see myself now on the aisles of "Soul Train"
People want to know if it's meant to be silly
I say, "only when it's done by Milli and Vanilli"
The dance is mine
A generation of felines mastered this step back in '69
Return of the Skat Strut, a brand new dance
(I thought I-) Could, but you can't
Bust it!

[Bridge: MC Skat Kat, Fatz]
Homeboy Fatz
Why don't you step up to the microphone
And give 'em a little taste of your beatbox, boy?
Yo man, I done told you
I don't like nobody telling me what to do
Now I'ma beat box, but I'ma do it my way
Anybody got something to say?
Fatz can boogie (strut!)
Fatz can boogie (strut, strut!)

[Verse 6: MC Skat Kat]
For those who don't know me, my name is Skat
I'm the kat who did the rap in "Opposites Attract"
Me and Paula did a duo and then I went solo
To grab the microphone
And make the ladies go "Ho!" (alright, alright)

[Verse 7: MC Skat Kat]
And now that I've got you at my command
It's my sole opportunity to make you dance (yeah)
I want all four paws on the dance floor
Do that strut until your legs are sore
(We can boogie on down)
Come on, come on, come on

[Hook: Micetro (Earth, Wind & Fire)]
We can boogie on down (strut!)
We can boogie on down (strut, strut!)