[Verse 1]
If I nicked Harry Potter's broomstick
Then I'd take a ride over a cruise ship
Close my eyes, then I'll howl with laughter 'cause
The lads and I live for palaver
Egg every cunt, then I'd fly off faster
As the lads and I live for all the drama
Burnt myself out on both ends
So I daydream myself 'round the ends, yeah

[Bridge]
La la la la la, la la la la la
La la la la la, la la la la la
La la la la la, la la la la la
I'm goin' mental, I'm goin' mental
I'm goin' mental, I'm goin' mental
I'm goin' mental, I'm goin' mental
La la la la la la

[Verse 2]
Looking in the mirror
Gives me such a quiver
Oh, my little liver
Must be on the quiver
Turn down the dimmer
Deliveroo for dinner
Thought you was getting slimmer
Geezer, you little fibber
Look at the lighter flicker
This problematic singer's
Addicted to the skunk
Addicted to the women
Addicted to the funk
Addicted to the shimmer
My Mum said all that glimmers
Ain't all tools for winners
La le la la le la
My heart is getting bigger
I've never felt such love
Otherwise from my n***as
Sending out bluetooth spuds
My head's so fucked
Think I've crumbled that bud
I'm try and numb my nut
I can't let you in, man
And even if you grin, man
Ready for your incisions
Come and try your thing
I was born to die
And in between this cry
Try to figure out why
But all I got was lies
[Bridge]
La la la la la, la la la la la
La la la la la, la la la la la
I'm gonna lose it, I'm gonna lose it
I'm gonna lose it, I'm gonna lose it
I'm gonna lose it, I'm gonna lose it
La la la la la

[Verse 3]
This drinking is detrimental
This weed smoke's driving me mental
This weekend was eventful
These hangovers make me sick
This puffing is driving me mental
This alcohol's detrimental
The weekend is always eventful
These hangovers make me sick
This drinking is detrimental
This puffing is driving me mental
The weekend is always eventful
These hangovers make me sick

[Outro]
Sick, sick, sick
If I nicked Harry's broomstick