Think As You Drunk

(One, two, a one, two)

Just who the hell do you think you are?

I pay the light bill in this bar

Hey, what you mean you're gonna cut me off?

Just shut up and give me that beer I bought

I got no idea who took my keys

Or who put this lipstick on my cheek

I know I might come off whiskey-bent

You're probably thinkin' I'm three sheets to the wind

But I ain't as think as you drunk I am

Don't pay no mind to this mountain of crushed-up cans

No, I can't say my CBAs

But I can sing you every song that jukebox plays

And I know I can't stand or sit

But if I was hammered, could I dance like this?

Might have a cold one in each hand

But I ain't as think as you drunk I am

Honey, to be honest, I had me a few

And I mighta danced with a cowgirl or two

I might left my left boot at the bar

You might seen me layin' out in the yard

But I ain't as think as you drunk I am

Don't pay no mind to this mountain of crushed-up cans

No, I can't say my CBAs

But I can sing you еvery song that jukebox plays

Yeah, I know I can't stand or sit

But if I was hammеred, could I dance like this?

Might have a cold one in each hand

But I ain't as think as you drunk I am

Well, I mighta started drinkin' at noon

But this honky tonk don't close 'til 2

And I ain't as think as you drunk I am

Don't pay no mind to this mountain of crushed-up cans

No, I can't say my CBAs

But I can sing you every song that jukebox plays

And I know I can't stand for shit

But if I was wasted, could I dance like this?

Might have a cold one in each hand

But I ain't as think as you drunk I am

Might have a cold one in all three hands

But I ain't as think as you drunk I am

May not be good as I once was

But I'm as good once as I ever was