[ROBERT, spoken]
George, I don't know how you managed to pull it off! Four weddings in one day? I guess you're everyone's best man now!

[GEORGE, spoken]
I am?

[MEN, spoken]
Hip hip hooray!

(sung)
He's George! He's George!
The best man George

[GEORGE]
I'm honored to be doing
What a best man ought

[MEN]
He's basking in the glory
Of a fight well fought!

[GEORGE & MEN]
Wedding bells will ring
Wedding bells will chime
Wedding bells will celebrate
A happy wedding time!
[WOMEN enter in bridal attire.]

[ALL]
Wedding bells will celebrate
A happy wedding

[GEORGE, spoken]
Minister, you may begin.

[He holds up a finger, the only one that still has a string tied around it.]

Oh no, I forgot the Minister!

[Trix descends.]

Who the hell are you?

[TRIX]
I'm Trix, the aviatrix
Queen of the Sky
To Rio I was wending
When my engine needed mending
I'll fix my navigatrix
And then I'll fly
And let you lovebirds tie the knot!
(spoken)
So sorry to crash the party folks. But we'll have this fixed in two shakes. Then it's off to Rio, for Carnival!

[ROBERT, spoken]
Wait! The captain of a ship can perform a marriage!

[ALL, spoken]
Yes!

[UNDERLING, spoken]
And a pilot is comparable to a captain.

[ALL, spoken]
Yes!

[ALDOLPHO, spoken]
An airplane is a kind of a chip. A chip of the air. Some call it an air-chip!

[ALL, spoken]
Oh, ship! Yes!

[GEORGE, spoken]
Wait! I've got it. Trix, you can marry them on the plane and then we'll all have the honeymoon in Rio!

[ALL, spoken]
Hurrah!!!