[Verse 1]
Dear recently distressed
I am sorry to inform you
That I lost your kid's address
You see, my wings are on the fritz
I can't even get up off the ground
I'm really sorry for this mess
'Cause it all came crashing down

[Chorus]
Can I remember?
Someone please tell me how to do my job
Or I'm out of work
Speaking frankly, you'll be out of

[Verse 2]
Dear recently distressed
I am sorry to inform you
That I caused so much unrest
You see, my wings are on the fritz
I can't even get up off the ground
I'm really sorry for this mess
'Cause it all came crashing down

[Chorus]
Can I remember?
Someone please tell me how to do my job
Or I'm out of work
And speaking frankly, you'll be out of luck
Yeah
Yeah
[Bridge]
Dear recently distressed
I am sorry to inform you, to inform you, yeah
I am sorry to inform you, to inform you
I am sorry to inform you, to inform you
That it all came crashing down