[Verse 1]
My gross ex can't sing even though I told him that he could
I used to let him duet with me, but he wasn't any good
I guess he could hold a tune or maybe fit in a high school choir
But I like music and this stupid guitar shit was making me kinda tired

[Pre-Chorus]
But it was all I had
Yeah, it was all I could think of

[Chorus]
I tried to put it nicely
I tried to do the right thing
Why would you say some shit like that?
You know I couldn't help it
You handled it so selfishly
My dog won't miss you, baby
You're dead to me, not a friend to me, oh
Idiot

[Verse 2]
I just can't stand thinking of the way I gave him so much time
Wasted my energy fake-enjoying all his forced rhymes
I wanted to makе shit, but I couldn't do it
So I sat with the boy in his basement
Who I could'vе done so much better than anyways
[Pre-Chorus]
But it was all I had
Yeah, it was all that was in front of me

[Chorus]
I tried to put it nicely
I tried to do the right thing
Why would you say some shit like that?
You know I couldn't help it
You handled it so selfishly
My dog won't miss you, baby
You're dead to me, not a friend to me, oh

[Outro]
I tried to put it nicely
I tried to do the right thing
Why would you say some shit like that?
You know I couldn't help it
You handled it so selfishly
My dog won't miss you, baby
You're dead to me, not a friend to me, oh