Yeah
Ya'll know what time it is!
11: 50 PM
December 24th
Oh, oh, oh
I'm getting ready
I'm lacing up my coal black boots
I got my cap on straight
And I'm sipping on a deuce deuce
I've been eating chocolates for a month to remind me
The big night's coming got the whole crew behind me
It's reindeer's, beeyatch
I flip the swi-atch
I'm judging mad kids like I was Justice Scalia-atch the good one, the bad ones committing little crimes
I mad a big ass-list and I check that sh– two times
If your name's got a plus then you're getting hooked up
Gonna wake to find a phat-ass present in a box
Your name's got a negative?
You better watch your ass
I'm putting fucking coal in your socks, motha f-ckas
I know what you did
I see you when you're sleeping, bitch
I know where you live
Everybody wants to try to hat the player, hate the game
Little G's around the world know my name
Cause Santa is a Motha-fucking Gangsta
Santa Claus is coming riding in a sled so fast
Santa Claus is coming
So you better watch your ass
He's making a list
He's checking that shit in the North pole, not the South
Santa Claus is coming
And you're gonna get a candy cane, dick, in yo' mouth
Don't be comin' round to the pole
Cause it's cold
You wanna step to my boss?
You gonna end up getting midget tossed
I stand next to your mom
And use her pussy hairs as dental floss
I'm a short little thug but get this shit done
And when the toys is finished then I like to have some fun
I be smoking blunts of mistle toe all night long using Rudolph's nose to light that bong
Anybody want to try to step to the Kringle Krew?
I show up at your house, and I stomp you with my jingle shoes
Say what?
You ain't scared cause I'm three feet tall?
Watch me stab you in the kneecaps
And bite you in the b-lls
I'm a shorty in a whole crew of shorties
They do all my work for me
So why don't you just bl-w me homie, I'm gangsta
Santa Claus is coming
Riding in a sled so fast
Stana Claus is coming
So you better watch your zss
He's making a list
He's checking that shit
He's checking that shit in the North pole, not the S
Santa Claus is coming
And you're gonna get a candy cane, dick, in yo' mouth
All you naughty boys and naughty girls out there
Watch yo' step
All you copy cat bitches in the shopping malls
How many of you motha f-ckas
Got chocolate shaped like you?
S.C
E.L.F
In the house
Christmas
I'd like to send this out to Dopey
Haven't seen you in a while motha f-cka
I wear pajamas