Nice Peter
All I Got: A Picture Song
Mmm
Ho ho
Ho ho
Ho ho ho ho

It's that special time of year
Tis the season to give
But baby i’ve got no money
To buy you presents with
I tried so hard to save
But I've got a shitty job
What can I say

[Chorus]
Merry christmas
I cooked you some noodles
Merry christmas
I stole this spoon for you
Oh christmas
I wrapped up a hug
Found a box for my love
‘cause it's all I got for you

Ohh listen to the story now baby
Why I get so discouraged by all the ads on tv
They say I gotta buy to diamonds
To make sure that you still love me
Well I am forever
Come on baby let me be your best friend
Or give you the kiss that begins with c

[Chorus]
Merry christmas
I cooked you some noodles
Merry christmas
You can have the rest of my french fries
Merry christmas
I wrapped up a hug
Found a box for my love
Cause it’s all I got for you
Oh look at me spit on the floor now
Everybody's gonna try and tell you that I'm cheap but
They don't know me like you do
Oh I only work three days a week but that's just more time
More time that I can spend with you

Oh take it to the motherfucking bridge

[electric guitar solo + scat bridge]

Oooh yeah

[Chorus]
Merry christmas
I cooked you some noodles
Merry christmas
I don't need this scarf anymore baby you can have it keep your neck warm
Christmas
I wrapped up a hug
Found a box for my love

Come on let's deck the halls
I tied a ribbon around my balls
I wrapped up a hug
Found a box for my love
‘cause it's all I got for you

Baby let me borrow five dollars